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The Batman Equation
2*sqrt(abs(abs(x)1)*abs(3abs(x))/((abs(x)1)*(3abs(x))))(1+abs(abs(x)3)/(abs(x)3))sqrt(1(x/7)^2)+(5+0.97(abs(x.5)+abs(x+.5))3(abs(x.75)+abs(x+.75)))(1+abs(1abs(x))/(1abs(x))),3sqrt(1(x/7)^2)sqrt(abs(abs(x)4)/(abs(x)4)),abs(x/2)0.0913722(x^2)3+sqrt(1(abs(abs(x)2)1)^2),(2.71052+(1.5.5abs(x))1.35526sqrt(4(abs(x)1)^2))sqrt(abs(abs(x)1)/(abs(x)1))+0.9
If you graph this equation, it comes out as the Batman Logo. Test it for yourself.



STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
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So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
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